HAPPY LIBERATION DAY! Millions Dead
Donald Trump’s liberation day is finally upon us, praise be! As was foretold in the prophecies of yore, “And lo, the one who has a hue of orange shalt descend from his tower and proclaim the taxes to...
View ArticleElon Musk Buys “Failing” NASDAQ, Renames It ‘X-Stonks Exchange’
BREAKING NEWS: In an effort to infinitely diversify his portfolio, the richest man in the world, Elon Musk, has bought Nasdaq, Inc., the company that owns and operates the Nasdaq stock market. NASDAQ...
View ArticleMike Waltz Caught Gmailing Hillary Clinton
In a bizarre twist of events that seems to bring everything full circle, leaked emails show Donald Trump’s National Security Advisor in an unsecure Gmail chain with former presidential failure, Hillary...
View ArticleTesla Stock Self-Drives Into Canyon
Electric car manufacturer Tesla has taken its largest stock hit in its history as sales plunged 13% this quarter. But CEO Elon Musk assures stockholders that this is all part of the plan and Tesla...
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